Fangtasia
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Now that Lei Fang has
emerged and proven herself to be a fighter extraordinaire, could she possibly be
considered a rising star? Maybe some roles could be within her scope, such as
a remake of that cult movie, Barbarella.
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Lei Fang's
Challenge
I can fight. I can brawl. I can scrap.
I can wrestle and wrangle and slap.
I'm Lei Fang. I'm prepared for a bout.
Take care or I'll soon knock you out.
I can fight, though I'm not all that strong.
In a contest is where I belong.
I punch! I kick! I thump!
You can take it from me, I'm no chump.
Did you say that it's not ladylike
to thrust and batter and strike?
Well, you see, I'm not in this to lose.
and these tactics are what I must use.
I can fight. I can take on the best.
I don't care if you're not impressed.
For the glory and spoils will be mine.
Don't bother me! I'm doing fine.
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The lovely Carrie
Fisher made the role of Princess Leia her own.
Could the new Star Wars introduce Princess Lei maybe even with a borrowed metal
bikini?
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Can
you visualise Lei skipping along the Yellow Brick Road on the way to Oz?
She would have no trouble with the flying monkeys; just a round kick each
between the ears and that would be that. |
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Do
you think Lei Fang would make a good Tomb Raider?
She certainly would lack nothing in combat skills. |
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Maybe
the idea of Lei Fang as a mermaid is a little far-fetched.
How would she be able to unleash a barrage of high and low kicks in this outfit? |
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This intense wrangler is
a joy to watch as she knocks the stuffing out of any challenger.
Ah! How graceful! How agile! How brutal! |
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Lei Fang dressed in
'retro' gear takes a step back in the past to the 1970s.
Mind you, it is unusual for her to take a backward step. |
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Lei Fang must have been a
beautiful baby 'cause baby, look at her now. |
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